Sylvanna Devlin

I am:

Boudicca

Brunhilda

Michael Weaver

Sylver

Sylvanna

Katherine of Aberdeen

Chrysantha

Elinitha

Nepenthe

Melanotis

Polyglottos

Nectaria

(Melissa Devlin)

The Dragon of Petaluma

The Princess of Petaluma

(they can say people were trying to be arseholes on the last two but they weren’t)

I also considered Sierra Pearce and Jane Inglbough

These are all names I’ve gone by. But so has a thief, a charlatan and a liar. She stole my spiritual work, hacked hooks into every system she could. Is very upset I want her to leave my fucking writing alone.

She got my backstory from my friends and alienated them.

She pretended to be me and used my photos to lure in “for rent” scams.

She stole identifying documents

She tortured and tried to kill me. Drop a house on me. Now a building. Maybe neighborhood. I’m inconvenient while alive except I’ve been writing 38 years and have gotten to be a damn good writer.

She’s a good thief. She adept at using my incremental backups to train AI to have my voice.

Fuck her.

I doubt she goes to bed wearing a panic button.

As an Addendum

I did not have plastic surgery, I usually don’t wear make up and if I fucked around with photoshop this photo would be better.

I was born with this face but have propopagnesia and see it in pieces. So I don’t know why this is even an issue. I have healthy young looking skin. Phew! Thank Ehler Danilos syndrome for stretchy skin.

Seriously. WTF?

Sigh, also. Since you ask. I don’t drink, don’t smoke, considered getting high but didn’t – fortunately, as I learnt one of my meds says no anyway. Don’t do drugs though bitches have tried to slip me some. I also can’t take benzsos and really should avoid all opioids both for medical conditions.

I have done some of this in the past except drugs. But I fucking drink de-alcoholized wine. I’ve gained weight from meds twice and used to Emotionally eat. On the flip side I’ve been anorexic and bulimic. I drink Diet Coke now.

Whoopie shit.

By the way.

To be super clear. My real name is Melissa Devlin. It’s been shat on so thoroughly I’m tempted to change it.

I do not live in Davenport, Iowa. I get email intended for someone there. A lot of it. It’s not me.

Melissa Devlin in Davenport, Iowa? Fix your fucking email.