Sylvanna Devlin

With some asshole as a producer.

Who thinks my life right now isn’t “difficult enough” because it makes for bad TV

Oh really?

And the reason people hate me is some bullshit show “based on true events” that aren’t based in reality. Conflict for the sake of conflict is so fucking Hollywood. And not great plot writing anyway.

Come clean or go to the cleaners

And while we are at it I did run rings around that asshole while tortured, exhausted, and after months of 24/7 harassment.

But oh no.

No one likes me.

I am warning you not to fit reality into your lies. That would be enough insult for me to get very noisy about what I think of what you’re responsible for. And double the bill for emotional damages.