Sylvanna Devlin

I am Melissa Devlin, but you can call me Sylvanna.

My subconscious is an asshole

But hilarious.

Apparently someone said

“Obey me. Say a nonsense phrase”

And asleep I replied

“aleph fievel farfegnugen”

Which is probably the politest way to say “fuck off, you fuckwit” I can imagine.

Aleph is the symbol for infinity in mathematics

Fievel is a Yiddish name meaning “smart one” – that I’m pretty sure was meant sarcastically

farfegnugen is a German word for “driving pleasure”

So I suppose, if we assume it’s like Latin enough.

“Oh smart one, go for a drive, forever.”